Dear Lord...
So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been
greedy,
grumpy,
nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.
I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have not charged on my credit card.
However, I am going to get out of bed in a few
minutes,
and I will need a lot more help after that.
Amen.
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